A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses, fills…

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows…

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and…

A blonde was driving down the highway, enjoying the ride and singing along to the radio. The weather was nice, the road seemed clear, and she was…

A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they…

An 87-year-old man went in for his annual checkup, smiling from ear to ear. The doctor looked over his chart and asked, “So, how have you been…

A gorgeous young brunette walked into a doctor’s office looking worried and slightly embarrassed. “Doctor,” she said, “I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but my whole…

A veterinarian surgeon had a hell of a day, But when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a…

A ringing phone left unattended on a crowded country club counter is a dangerous thing, but nobody expected it to spark a massive, high-end spending spree. A…