Mother Superior tells two new nuns they have to paint their room—but they must not get any paint on their clothes. One of the nuns gets an…

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…

Johnny walked into his favorite bar looking like a man who had just seen his own funeral invitation. His face was pale, his hands were trembling, and…

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about…

I was sitting on the train, pretending to read a newspaper while actually staring at the same paragraph for ten minutes, when I noticed a very pretty…

A new Army recruit was on the rifle range. He fired 50 shots and completely missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor called him to…

Three Scots and three Irishmen were headed to a conference by train. At the station, the Irishmen each buy a ticket, while the Scots only buy one.“How…

Murphy: I’m in a big trouble! Paddy: Why is that? Murphy: I saw a mouse in my house! Paddy: Oh, well, all you need to do is…

My boss has always believed I’m not the sharpest employee in the office. Personally, I think he simply doesn’t appreciate creative problem-solving. Yesterday, he handed me some…