A man came running home from work, burst through the front door and nearly tripped over the doormat in his excitement. His wife looked up from the…

One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and…

Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and…

Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I…

An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical… After a while, the doctor comes out and says, “I’m sorry Bill, but we have…

A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come…

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of V.i.agra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the…

One day a blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. The blonde told the doctor she put…

An older couple was cruising down the highway, enjoying their retirement freedom — windows down, classic country playing, and just a tiny bit too much speed. The…