The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think…

One night there were three female fugitives escaping from jail. One was blonde, one was brunette and the other was a redhead. They had the police hot…

Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well, that…

It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.”…

A mother took her young son to the dentist because he had a loose tooth that needed to be pulled. The boy was nervous from the moment…

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband … he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I Wouldn’t worry too…

A man had been sitting at the bar for hours, drinking one beer after another and getting louder with every round. At some point, he casually mentioned…

A man walked into a bar one afternoon, sat down, and ordered a drink. After a few minutes, he looked at the bartender and said, “I’ll bet…

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says… “Hang on! You’re a…