A husband and wife were walking through the mall when the husband decided to make a very unwise comment. He glanced at his wife, smirked, and said,…

A woman was waiting to board a crowded bus when she realized her pencil skirt was so tight she couldn’t lift her leg high enough to reach…

Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room. She finally had to ask: “Johnny, why do I find a candy…

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.The woman perked up and said, “How about that?…

An old carpenter was blind, but he would sit in the pub carving little figures:If you asked what he was carving he would always tell you the…

A pastor was trying to finish Sunday’s sermon without interruptions. His biggest challenge? His curious five-year-old daughter, who had a new question every thirty seconds. Looking for…

Bob, the local undertaker, came home one evening sporting a spectacular black eye. His wife took one look at him and gasped. “Bob! What on earth happened…

A woman was flying to Italy for an international conference. Her husband drove her to the airport, helped with her luggage, and gave her a goodbye hug….

An Irishman spent the entire evening at his favorite pub, enjoying “just one more drink”… …over and over again. Eventually, the bartender rang the bell. “Last orders!…