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A Texan was sitting in an Arizona bar, enjoying a cold drink, when his phone suddenly rang. He answered, listened for a moment, and then his face…

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He…

A woman was walking down the street one afternoon when suddenly a voice shouted, “Stop! Don’t take another step!” She froze. A second later, a huge pile…

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told…

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and…

The Navy realized they had too many officers, so they came up with a special early retirement bonus: 💰 $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight…

An 85-year-old couple, married for almost 60 years, tragically passed away in a car accident and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Thanks to the wife’s obsession with…