A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence using the expression “I presume.” One little girl raised her hand and said, “Yesterday, my mother washed…

Fish goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “Hello, sir. What brings you in today?” The fish replies, “Everything. I hurt my back at work, I have…

While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven… which part…

Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…

One afternoon, a nun entered the confessional looking deeply embarrassed. “Father,” she whispered, “I have sinned. We gave shelter to a homeless man at the convent, and…

In this amusing short tale, three elderly gentlemen visit a doctor for a memory test. When asked, “What is three times three?” the first man answers “274,”…

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell…

Welcome to the hilarious world of workplace quarrels, where employees navigate the tricky waters of customer service with a pinch of wit and a dash of sarcasm. …

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…