All through dinner, my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old daughter kept staring at me. She sat directly across the table, barely touching her food, her eyes fixed on…

A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar when his phone rang. He listened for a moment, grinned ear to ear, and shouted, “Drinks for…

A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward. The little Johnny asked why…

The Pope dies and finds himself standing at the Gates of Heaven. He rings the bell, and St. Peter shuffles up and opens the gate. St. Peter…

A man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny…

Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…

Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…

A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules: “I’ll come and go as I please. I’ll stay out…

A man was swiping through a dating app when he matched with someone who didn’t have a profile picture. Desperate for a change he decided to take…