Two bosses were talking about how dumb their blond assistants are. The first boss says, “You think your assistant is dumb, watch this.” And the man calls…

First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have…

Three nurses who worked at the same clinic decided one morning that they were going to play a few harmless jokes on the doctor. He was always…

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence using the expression “I presume.” One little girl raised her hand and said, “Yesterday, my mother washed…

A young couple had just gotten married, and they spent their wedding night doing what most newlyweds do—celebrating their love… again and again… all night long. The…

In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally…

A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life. After cooking his…

The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches…

A woman became convinced that her husband was having an affair with their live-in maid. For weeks, she watched him closely. Every evening, just after they went…