The young man says to his date,
“I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?”
The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches through her purse, finally dumping the contents on the table between them.
She searches through the pile and finally finds a small spray bottle.
She examines the label and announces, “Here it is… ‘Unforgettable’.”
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A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if…
A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After a while, the woman starts to smell this horrible…