Video: A marhini for my heartburn!

A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and…

Video: Two young lovers

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…

TXT: Two deaf people get married

A deaf couple had just gotten married, and during their first week together, they discovered one unexpected problem. During the day, communication was easy. They used sign…

TXT: Run, Sister, Run!

Two nuns were walking through a quiet forest one afternoon, enjoying the fresh air and peaceful surroundings. Everything was calm until they heard a loud crack behind…

TXT: Your hair smells really nice

One morning, a woman walked into work wearing a short skirt and feeling confident as she made her way through the office. As she passed one of…

TXT: A guy goes into …

A guy walked into a small drugstore one afternoon, trying to look casual. He wandered around for a moment, pretending to browse the shelves, then finally stepped…

TXT: A woman goes to the …

A woman went to her gynecologist for a routine checkup. She walked into the office, filled out the usual paperwork, and waited patiently until the nurse called…

Video: The man suspected his wife

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While enroute to his home,…

Video: Two talking female parrots

A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to…

Video: The husband was skeptical

A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and…