My boss was complaining at our staff meeting that he wasn’t getting any respect.
Next morning he brought in a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss.”
He proudly taped it to his office door before going out to lunch.
When he came back there was another note taped underneath which said:
“Your wife called; she wants her sign back.”
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