It was a man’s 80th birthday

It was a man’s 80th birthday, and his friends wanted to get him a special gift.

Since he was a widower of many years, and after some discussion, they decided to have a girl come to his house that night and give him the time of his life.

Later that evening, as the old man was getting ready for bed, he heard the doorbell ring.

He opens the door and sees a girl standing there in a sexy outfit.

She says to the senior: “Hi there, I’m here to give you some SUPER LOVIN’!”

The old man thinks for a moment… then says: “I’ll take the soup.”

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