Mother Superior tells two new nuns to paint their room

Mother Superior tells two new nuns they have to paint their room—but they must not get any paint on their clothes.

One of the nuns gets an idea:
🧽 “Let’s just take off our clothes, fold them up nicely, and lock the door. No clothes, no paint stains!”

So that’s exactly what they do. They start painting away, having a great time.

Then suddenly—knock knock.
From outside the door, a voice says:
🚪 “Blind man!”

The nuns pause. One says to the other:
🧐 “Well, if he’s blind, he won’t see anything anyway, right?”
The other nods.
They open the door.

In walks a guy with a big grin:
😎 “Nice rack. Now—where do you want me to hang these blinds?”

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