My wife made me a doctor’s appointment because she insisted I’d been talking in my sleep every night.
At the appointment, she asked,
“So, Doctor… what’s wrong with him?”
The doctor smiled and said,
“Nothing unusual. I see this all the time with married couples.”
My wife looked relieved.
Then the doctor added,
“He’s talking so much in his sleep… because you don’t let him talk during the day!”
The look on her face was worth the appointment.
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