A mortician was working late one evening, carefully examining the bodies that were due to be buried or cremated the following day.

When he reached the body of Mr. Sam, who was scheduled for cremation, he made an astonishing discovery.

Sam had the longest private part the mortician had ever seen.

The mortician stared at it in disbelief.

“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Sam,” he said, “but I simply can’t allow something this extraordinary to be cremated. It must be preserved for posterity.”

He took out his instruments, carefully removed the remarkable organ, placed it inside his briefcase, and carried it home.

As soon as he arrived, he called his wife into the room.

“Honey, I discovered something at work tonight that you’re never going to believe.”

Curious, his wife walked over as he placed the briefcase on the table.

The mortician slowly opened it, expecting her to be amazed by what was inside.

The moment his wife looked into the case, her face turned pale.

She covered her mouth and screamed:

“Oh, my God! Sam is dead!”