TXT: A man boarded a plane

A man boarded a plane with six young children walking behind him.

The kids were noisy, excited, and full of energy as they made their way down the aisle. Some were carrying tiny backpacks, one was dragging a stuffed animal, and another kept asking if they were already in the sky.

The man patiently helped each child find a seat, fastened their seat belts, put bags under the seats, and tried to calm everyone down before takeoff.

Across the aisle, a woman watched the whole scene with wide eyes. She couldn’t help but feel impressed by how calmly he handled such a large group of children.

After a few minutes, once everyone was finally settled, she leaned toward him and smiled politely.

“Excuse me,” she said, “are all of those kids yours?”

The man looked at the children, then back at the woman.

“No,” he replied. “I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”

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