TXT: Car is Full Nuns

A car full of Irish nuns was stopped at a traffic light in downtown Dublin.

Inside the car, everything was peaceful. Mother Superior sat calmly in the front seat, while the other sisters chatted quietly among themselves.

Suddenly, a group of rowdy drunks pulled up beside them in another car.

One of the men leaned out the window and shouted, “Hey! Show us something, ya bloody penguins!”

The nuns gasped in shock.

Mother Superior frowned, clearly offended by the disrespectful behavior.

She turned to Sister Mary Immaculata and said, “I don’t think these men realize who we are.”

Sister Mary Immaculata nodded seriously.

Mother Superior continued, “Show them your cross.”

Without hesitation, Sister Mary Immaculata rolled down her window, leaned out, and shouted:

“Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”

The drunks immediately went silent.

Sister Mary Immaculata rolled the window back up, turned calmly to Mother Superior, and asked:

“Did that sound cross enough?”

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