A woman came home from her doctor’s appointment with a huge smile on her face.
She walked through the door looking happier than she had in weeks.
Her husband noticed immediately and asked, “What are you so pleased about?”
The wife grinned and said, “Well, I just came back from the doctor, and he gave me a very nice compliment.”
Her husband raised an eyebrow. “Oh really? What did he say?”
She stood proudly and replied, “He told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.”
Her husband smirked, clearly unable to resist making a sarcastic comment.
“Oh yeah?” he said. “And what did he say about your forty-five-year-old ass?”
The wife smiled sweetly, looked him straight in the eye, and said:
“Your name never came up in the conversation.”
