A blonde woman was walking down the street one afternoon, completely unaware that her blouse had come open.
One side was hanging loose, leaving her accidentally exposed as she hurried along the sidewalk.
A police officer nearby noticed and quickly stepped in front of her.
“Ma’am,” he said politely, “are you aware that I could give you a citation for indecent exposure?”
The woman looked confused.
“Indecent exposure?” she asked. “Why, officer?”
The policeman cleared his throat and pointed discreetly.
“Because your blouse is open, and your breast is exposed.”
The woman looked down, saw what he meant, and gasped in horror.
“Oh my goodness!” she cried.
The officer expected her to quickly cover herself.
But instead, she grabbed her head in panic and shouted:
“I left my baby on the bus!”
