A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman.
After a while, the woman starts to smell this horrible odour coming from the direction of the drunk.
She turns to him and says, “Excuse me, Mister, but did you just shit yourself?”
The drunk replied, “Yes ma’am, I have indeed shit myself.”
The woman says, “Well, why don’t you go somewhere and clean yourself up?”
The drunk says, “‘Cos I’m not finished yet…”
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A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you $100 I can pee…
A guy comes home late one night, and his wife is waiting for him at the door, arms crossed. “Where the hell have you been?” she demands….
A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar when his phone rang. He listened for a moment, grinned ear to ear, and shouted, “Drinks for…
A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer Were Out Playing Golf A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were trying to enjoy a nice round of golf.But…