A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman.
After a while, the woman starts to smell this horrible odour coming from the direction of the drunk.
She turns to him and says, “Excuse me, Mister, but did you just shit yourself?”
The drunk replied, “Yes ma’am, I have indeed shit myself.”
The woman says, “Well, why don’t you go somewhere and clean yourself up?”
The drunk says, “‘Cos I’m not finished yet…”
A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…
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A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if…
A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After a while, the woman starts to smell this horrible…
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…