A Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby…
Upon arriving, he was asked to sit down as the nurse told him,
“Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets five big baby boys.”
The Redneck said, “I’m not surprised, I have a penis the size of a chimney.”
The nurse replied, “You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black.”
Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…
For 25 years, my wife had one major complaint about me: “I wish you would put the cap back on the toothpaste!” So, for our anniversary, I…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse…
A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough.He tells the boss he is able to cut down…
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an elderly gentleman walked past them. One of the women called out, “Hey!…