Video: Didn’t I marry you two last year?

Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them and said,
“Didn’t I marry you two last year?”

Ted replied, “Yes, Father, you did.”

The priest asked, “Any children yet?”

Mary sighed, “Unfortunately, not yet.”

The priest smiled and said,
“I’m going to Rome, I’ll light a candle for you both to be blessed with children.” 🙏🕯️

Years later, whilst at a fundraiser Mary runs into the priest again.

He asks, “So… any kids yet?”

She beams,
“You could say that, just the triplets the first year and then six more after that, one every nine months!” 👶

The priest says, “That’s wonderful! Where’s your husband, Ted?”

Mary replies,
“He’s gone to Rome… to blow out your bloody candle!”

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