Video: On the first day of college

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.

“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will $be fined 20 the first time.”

He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, “How much for a season pass?”

Related Posts

Three Inmates Were Allowed to Bring One Item to Prison…

Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…

He Finally Fixed the Habit That Annoyed His Wife for 25 Years…

For 25 years, my wife had one major complaint about me: “I wish you would put the cap back on the toothpaste!” So, for our anniversary, I…

The Lone Ranger’s Horse Causes a Stir at the Saloon

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse…

The Doctor Thought He Had Solved the Mystery…

A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…

Video: The Old Woodcutter Who Left His Boss Speechless

An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough.He tells the boss he is able to cut down…

Video: Three Grannies Made Him a Bet He Couldn’t Refuse

Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an elderly gentleman walked past them. One of the women called out, “Hey!…