A husband and wife were walking through the mall when the husband decided to make a very unwise comment.
He glanced at his wife, smirked, and said,
“Honey… your backside is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine.”
His wife didn’t say a word.
She simply kept walking.
That night, as they were getting ready for bed, the husband suddenly felt romantic.
He smiled, moved a little closer, and gave her that familiar look.
Without even turning around, his wife calmly replied,
“Sorry…”
“I’m not starting up the old washing machine for such a tiny load.”
She paused just long enough for the message to sink in…
Then added,
“You’ll have to wash that one by hand.” 😂
