A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband.
She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight-knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one…
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of…
A woman walks into a butcher’s shop just before closing time and asks, “Do you have any chicken?” The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only…
Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on the bottom…
A girl came back home from school and asked her grandmother, “Granny, what is a lover?” “A lover!!” the grandmother said. “Let me think. Lov… Lover… Oh,…
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other: “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied…