A fourth-grade teacher decided to give her students a short lesson in logic. She stood at the front of the classroom and said, “Children, listen carefully and…

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,…

A car full of Irish nuns was stopped at a traffic light in downtown Dublin. Inside the car, everything was peaceful. Mother Superior sat calmly in the…

A blonde woman was walking down the street one afternoon, completely unaware that her blouse had come open. One side was hanging loose, leaving her accidentally exposed…

Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “My boss and I…

The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” he asks shyly….

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband…

A flight crew was coming in to land at an unfamiliar airport. As they lined up on final approach, the pilot squinted out the window. Pilot: “Does…