A police officer pulled over a car for speeding and walked up to the driver’s window. “Sir, may I see your driver’s license?” The driver sighed. “I…

An old man walked into a fancy jewelry store one afternoon with a young blonde lady on his arm. The clerk noticed them immediately. The age difference…

My daughter had always been sweet, polite, and fairly sensible, so when she walked into the living room one evening with a serious look on her face,…

Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed…

One day, during a grammar lesson, the teacher decided to test the class with a simple exercise. She stood in front of the board, smiled, and said,…

Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head back…

An elderly couple walked into a Mercedes dealership one afternoon, dressed neatly and carrying themselves with quiet confidence. For nearly an hour, they admired a beautiful luxury…

Two drunks were stumbling down a quiet street late at night, arm in arm, trying their best to walk in a straight line and failing spectacularly. The…

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks,…