A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Quick! Give me a pint of lager!” No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and…

A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said,…

As the money changes hands, the preacher warns him, “Now this isn’t a regular horse. I’ve taught this one different commands… ” “To get him to run,…

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers…

A man shared on social media how he was treated by his wife after returning home from a heavy drinking session. “I woke up with a severe…

The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and…

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away.As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a…

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years…

A blonde is sitting close to a lawyer on a plane, and he’s eager to test her intelligence.  He offers her 10-to-1 odds: for every question she…