Video: The Ride Home
After having a couple of glasses of wine at lunch, two elderly women were driving home in a large car. Being short, like many elderly women are,…
Where is the rake?
A man was working in the garden, and his wife was about to take a shower. He realized that he couldn’t find the rake and yelled up…
Video: John O’Reilly raised his beer at the pub
John O’Reilly raised his beer at the pub and proudly declared, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life… between the legs of me wife!” The pub…
A blonde walks into a library
A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk. She says, “This is the worst book I’ve ever read!! There’s no plot and…
Stuck in a tiny sleeping cabin on a train
A man and a woman, both married but strangers to each other, were stuck in a tiny sleeping cabin on a transcontinental train. At first, they felt…
USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag…
A woman was gathering firewood
A woman was gathering firewood along the edge of a river. While cutting a branch from a tree, she dropped her axe into the water, and it…
Why do you always cut off the ends of the sausages?
A man watched his wife preparing dinner, and noticed something unusual. Before she fried the sausages, she always cut off both ends and tossed them away, only…
Video: A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse…
An 80-year-old lady
An 80-year-old lady is sitting at the bar at Harpoon Harry’s, waiting for her husband. Suddenly, a very handsome man walks in and takes a seat a…