A man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny…

Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…

Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…

A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules: “I’ll come and go as I please. I’ll stay out…

A man was swiping through a dating app when he matched with someone who didn’t have a profile picture. Desperate for a change he decided to take…

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give…

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence using the expression “I presume.” One little girl raised her hand and said, “Yesterday, my mother washed…

Fish goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “Hello, sir. What brings you in today?” The fish replies, “Everything. I hurt my back at work, I have…

While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven… which part…