The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and…

A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a man…

Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left…

A woman was waiting to board a crowded bus when she realized her pencil skirt was so tight she couldn’t lift her leg high enough to reach…

A gorgeous young brunette walked into a doctor’s office looking worried and slightly embarrassed. “Doctor,” she said, “I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but my whole…

One morning, while they were still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.” Her husband looked…

I was out running today when a minivan drove past me. A teenage boy leaned out the window and yelled, “Run, fat ass!” I was already trying…

I was absolutely wasted last night. When I reached the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, shirt, trousers, and underwear. Then I started creeping…

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a v*rgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous….