A woman was driving down the highway at about 75 miles an hour when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked…

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him from morning until night. Breakfast was too late. The coffee was too weak. The tractor was too…

A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing without clothes by the…

Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit,…

A newly married couple returned from their honeymoon without saying a single word to each other. The groom looked miserable, while his wife walked straight past everyone…

A man was praying in church. He looks up to the sky and says, “God, can you answer one question for me?” “Sure, my son,” God says,…

The room was filled with pregnant women and their husbands. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly…

A tourist was fishing off the coast of Florida when his boat capsized. … He could swim, but he was afraid of alligators and clung to the…

A rich man buys a new Lamborghini. It’s the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off, so he takes it out…