One morning, a woman walked into work wearing a short skirt and feeling confident as she made her way through the office.

As she passed one of her coworkers, he suddenly stopped, looked at her, and said, “Your hair smells really nice today.”

The woman froze.

Her expression changed immediately. Without saying another word, she turned around and marched straight into her manager’s office.

The manager looked up from his desk, surprised.

“Is everything alright?” he asked.

“No,” she snapped. “I want to file a sexual harassment complaint.”

The manager sat up. “A sexual harassment complaint? What happened?”

She crossed her arms and said, “One of my coworkers just told me my hair smells nice.”

The manager blinked. “Your hair smells nice?”

“Yes.”

He frowned, trying to understand. “I don’t want to dismiss how you feel, but what exactly is wrong with someone complimenting the smell of your hair?”

The woman leaned forward, furious, and said:

“He’s a midget!”