A priest is driving on the highway when he’s pulled over for speeding.
A priest was driving down a country highway one sunny afternoon when a police officer pulled him over for speeding.

The officer walked up to the window and immediately noticed something unusual. There was a strong smell of alcohol coming from inside the car. As he glanced around, he also spotted an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger-side floor.

Trying to remain polite, the officer leaned in and asked,

“Father, have you been drinking today?”

The priest smiled calmly and shook his head.

“Not at all, officer. I’ve only been drinking water.”

The officer raised an eyebrow and pointed toward the bottle.

“Then why does your car smell like wine?”

The priest looked down at the bottle for the first time. He stared at it for a few seconds, then slowly picked it up and examined the label.

Suddenly, his eyes widened.

He looked toward the sky, crossed himself, and exclaimed:

“Good Lord… He’s done it again!”