An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough.He tells the boss he is able to cut down…

Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you want…

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing, to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she…

Eleven people were hanging from a rope beneath a rescue helicopter: ten men and one woman. The helicopter was struggling to stay steady, and the rope was…

Bob had a habit of enjoying his evenings a bit too much, and one night was no exception. He stumbled into bed late, slipping in quietly beside…

A police officer pulled over a car for speeding and walked up to the driver’s window. “Sir, may I see your driver’s license?” The driver sighed. “I…

An old man walked into a fancy jewelry store one afternoon with a young blonde lady on his arm. The clerk noticed them immediately. The age difference…

My daughter had always been sweet, polite, and fairly sensible, so when she walked into the living room one evening with a serious look on her face,…

Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed…