Little Johnny was sitting at the kitchen table one morning, slowly eating his breakfast and looking unusually thoughtful. His mother was busy making coffee when he suddenly…

A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old…

People ask me why I got divorced. Well, it all started last week, on my birthday. When I woke up that morning, my wife didn’t say a…

They sometimes say that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die. I think that is true, and it may be part of the…

The Pope dies and finds himself standing at the Gates of Heaven. He rings the bell, and St. Peter shuffles up and opens the gate. St. Peter…

All through dinner, my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old daughter kept staring at me. She sat directly across the table, barely touching her food, her eyes fixed on…

Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them and said,“Didn’t I marry you two last year?” Ted replied, “Yes, Father, you did.”…

After a lifetime of hard work, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all her medications. As…

A man who was on his deathbed had four sons from different mothers: Brodwel, Kenneth, Conrad, and Dominic. At the hospital, the boys called a meeting with…