One morning, while they were still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.” Her husband looked…

I was out running today when a minivan drove past me. A teenage boy leaned out the window and yelled, “Run, fat ass!” I was already trying…

I was absolutely wasted last night. When I reached the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, shirt, trousers, and underwear. Then I started creeping…

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a v*rgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous….

A wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of s*x drive. “Have you tried…

One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street when they come to a busy intersection. The dog, ignoring the high volume of…

A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an aff@ir with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean,…

A worried senior citizen called her doctor’s office with a very serious question. “Doctor, is it true that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for…

For her husband Jim’s birthday, his wife decided to surprise him with a night out at a strip club. As they approached the entrance, the doorman smiled…