A billionaire was cruising down the highway in his brand-new Ferrari when, without warning, the engine suddenly died. He tried everything he could think of. He checked…

Grandma sat on the couch, staring at Grandpa with a very serious expression. Grandpa immediately knew he was in trouble. “What happened?” he asked. “Why do you…

A teacher asked her class, “Kids, what does your father do for a living?” One boy proudly stood up and said, “My dad is a doctor. He…

A man was walking across a field when he spotted a frog sitting beside the path. Suddenly, the frog called out, “Hey, mister! Kiss me, and I’ll…

One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You…

A young woman walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini’s, Jags etc., and says to the salesman. “Can I have…

During a commercial airline flight, a Navy Chief was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms. When her baby began crying during…

A woman went shopping one afternoon with her husband. As they walked past a store window, she suddenly stopped and stared at a beautiful pair of boots…

The teacher asked “Harry, what is your problem”. Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in her 3rd grade and I am…