Daily Funny Vibes

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence using the expression “I presume.” One little girl raised her hand and said, “Yesterday, my mother washed…

A young couple had just gotten married, and they spent their wedding night doing what most newlyweds do—celebrating their love… again and again… all night long. The…

In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally…

A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life. After cooking his…

The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches…

A woman became convinced that her husband was having an affair with their live-in maid. For weeks, she watched him closely. Every evening, just after they went…

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on…

I got chatting to a girl in a club one Saturday night. She was attractive, funny, and somehow still interested in talking to me after watching me…

An 85-year-old couple, married for almost 60 years, tragically passed away in a car accident and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Thanks to the wife’s obsession with…