Little Joey Tells The Priest His Sins
A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is…
A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up
A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up. The nurse starts with certain basic items. ‘How much do you weigh?’ she asks ‘Eight and…
Three Brothers Get
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”…
A Difficult Decision
Earl and Bubba had been best friends for as long as anyone in town could remember. Every Saturday morning, before the sun had properly risen, they loaded…
90-YEAR-OLD GOLFER!
90-YEAR-OLD GOLFER A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game. “But why?” asks his wife. “Well, it’s my eyesight. I can’t see where…
Video: Golfing day
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…
A group of 40-year-old friends
A group of 40-year-old friends debated where to meet for lunch. After some discussion, they agreed on the Ocean View Restaurant—because the waitresses were stunning, with gorgeous…
Video: A man’s wife sends him to the store
A man’s wife sends him to the store to buy cigarettes, but when he gets there, it’s closed. On the way home, he stops at a bar…
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give…
Video: A pretty lady walked into a pet store
A pretty lady walked into a pet store and started chatting with the owner. She said, “I’d love a pet that matches my personality—fun, charming, and a…