Daily Funny Vibes

“Friends,” says the first one, “I have some bad news: My wife is che@ting on me with a baker.” “How do you know he’s a baker?” the…

A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight-knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one…

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of…

A woman walks into a butcher’s shop just before closing time and asks, “Do you have any chicken?” The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only…

Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on the bottom…

A girl came back home from school and asked her grandmother, “Granny, what is a lover?” “A lover!!” the grandmother said. “Let me think. Lov… Lover… Oh,…

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other: “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied…

A police station gets two new horses and two cops are assigned to ride them. They go on a ride and come back pleased. “This horse is…

A burglar decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door, he was very pleased to find a note reading: “Please don’t use dynamite….