A woman came home from a doctor’s appointment with a huge smile on her face.
Her husband noticed immediately.
“What’s got you looking so happy today?”
She grinned proudly.
“Well, I just got back from the doctor, and he gave me the most wonderful compliment!”
Her husband raised an eyebrow.
“Oh, really? What did he say?”
She smiled and announced,
“He told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old!”
Her husband couldn’t resist making a sarcastic remark.
“Oh yeah? And what did he say about your forty-five-year-old ass?”
Without missing a beat, his wife smiled sweetly, looked him straight in the eye, and said:
“Your name never came up in the conversation.”
