The Exciting Announcement

The other day, my blonde neighbor came running up to me in the driveway, jumping for joy!

I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly, but I thought, ‘What the heck,’ and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, “I have some really great news!”

I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.” She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, and told me that she was pregnant.

I knew she’d been trying for a while, so I told her, “That’s great, I couldn’t be happier for you!”

Then she said, “There’s more.”

I asked, “What do you mean there’s more?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart, and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!

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