A little lizard was walking through the forest one afternoon, heading to visit his good friend, the monkey.

As he passed under a tall tree, the monkey looked down from a branch and called out, “Hey, little buddy! Come up here. I’ve got some great pot.”

The little lizard smiled and quickly climbed up the tree.

The two friends sat together on a branch, relaxing and sharing a great big joint. After a while, the little lizard leaned back and said, “Wow, this stuff is great… but I’ve got horrible cottonmouth.”

The monkey pointed through the trees. “No problem. There’s a river just down there.”

So the little lizard climbed down the tree, walked through the brush, and reached the river. He bent down and started drinking water.

Suddenly, a crocodile came up out of the water.

“Hey, little buddy,” said the crocodile. “What’s up?”

The little lizard replied, “I just got stoned with my pal the monkey.”

“Really?” said the crocodile. “Where is he? I want some.”

“He’s through the brush and up that tree,” said the lizard.

So the crocodile crawled through the brush and went over to the tree.

The monkey looked down, saw the crocodile, and shouted, “Holy shit, how much did you drink, little buddy?”