Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can…

A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist. A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take…

One afternoon, a wife was spending some private time with her husband’s best friend while her husband was supposedly out for the day. Everything seemed quiet and…

Johnny,” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a shit, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh,” says the teacher, “and what…

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night and sometimes later, she was always complaining about something. The only time…

A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and…

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…

A deaf couple had just gotten married, and during their first week together, they discovered one unexpected problem. During the day, communication was easy. They used sign…

Two nuns were walking through a quiet forest one afternoon, enjoying the fresh air and peaceful surroundings. Everything was calm until they heard a loud crack behind…