A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring,…

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk So the bartender says to another man in…

A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it.He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering…

Two blondes are in heaven. One asks the other, “How did you die? “ “I froze to death, ” says the second. “That’s awful, “says the first…

There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to…

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him… She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he…

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said, “BEST DEALS!” To make things worse, another store opened on the…

Three men were standing on the bank of a wide river, trying to figure out how to get across. The water was deep, the current was strong,…