One day, a priest walked into a small barbershop for a haircut. When the barber finished, the priest reached for his wallet, but the barber stopped him….

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get…

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. Son: “Mommy, may I ask…

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag…

They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially…

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked…

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a…

A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it’s…

A little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker…