A man was brought into the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, with tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted in…

Late one night, Little Johnny was walking past a large office building when he noticed a sign beside the entrance. It read: Press bell for night watchman….

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon…

The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied. “I’ve never done either.” “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with…

A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud…

Little Johnny was sitting at the kitchen table one morning, slowly eating his breakfast and looking unusually thoughtful. His mother was busy making coffee when he suddenly…

A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old…

People ask me why I got divorced. Well, it all started last week, on my birthday. When I woke up that morning, my wife didn’t say a…

They sometimes say that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die. I think that is true, and it may be part of the…