All through dinner, my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old daughter kept staring at me. She sat directly across the table, barely touching her food, her eyes fixed on…

Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them and said,“Didn’t I marry you two last year?” Ted replied, “Yes, Father, you did.”…

After a lifetime of hard work, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all her medications. As…

A man who was on his deathbed had four sons from different mothers: Brodwel, Kenneth, Conrad, and Dominic. At the hospital, the boys called a meeting with…

A couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor….

First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have…

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2, and that continues for a year.Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50. “Well,” he…

During a commercial airline flight, a Navy Chief was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms. When her baby began crying during…

A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if…