The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor. “In front of you”? he asks, shyly….

Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…

A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep….

A lady walked into her local butcher shop one afternoon to pick up a few things for dinner. She moved slowly along the counter, inspecting the steaks,…

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollered out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse! ”Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’ wrong…

Mr. Johnson boarded his flight to New York City and approached the aisle seat he had booked. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting there….

Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette, are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a…

The other day, my blonde neighbor came running up to me in the driveway, jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly, but…

So, three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” said the first little…